KELLY MCBURNETTE-ANDRONICOS

short plays

PictureSock Puppet Fetish Noir, Nylon Fusion Theatre Company, New York, NY. Photo by Al Foote III
Sock Puppet Fetish Noir
SYNOPSIS: Jane's socks are missing, and she needs the help of "Darrell", a sock puppet investigator, to find them. But "Darrell" has issues. As it turns out, so does Jane..
1 Man/1Woman
REVIEWS
“ ...A ridiculous romp through the sock drawer of the psyche! ...”
"...weird, wonderful, and wildly funny.
 ..."

PictureEnd of an Era, Renaissance Theaterworks, Milwaukee, WI
End of an Era
SYNOPSIS:  The old ‘Lady Addington’ is being retired from the show and replaced by the new (and younger) ‘Lady Addington,’ but not before the more experienced diva teaches the upstart actress a few brutal, backstage, battlefield tactics.
2 Women (one older, one younger)
REVIEWS
"...a hilarious, satisfying crowd-pleaser..."
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Picture El Loro, El Gato y El Espiritu Santo (or The Parrot, the Cat and the Holy Ghost), Civic Theatre of Greater Lafayette 10 Minute Play Festival, Lafayette, IN

El Loro, El Gato Y El Espíritu Santo 
(or The Parrot, The Cat and the Holy Ghost)

now published by YouthPLAYS!

SYNOPSIS: With their pious neighbor's precious parrot dead and their cat the prime suspect, three sisters are about to engage in the mother of all cover-ups.
4 Women (Latina)
REVIEWS
“ ...An original story concept -- and that's rare... ”
"...delightful and full of heart..."
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"...this is just pure delight from start to finish..."

PictureThe Show Must NOT Go On!, Civic Theatre of Greater Lafayette 10 Minute Play Festival, Lafayette, IN
The Show Must NOT Go On!
SYNOPSIS: ​The loss of a key actor in a community production of Hamlet presents the opportunity of a lifetime for the theatre’s longtime janitor whose zealous enthusiasm gives all new meaning to the expression “take the stage!”. 
2 Men/1Woman (any race/ethnicity)
​REVIEWS
“ ...so relatable to anybody who has ever been in a disastrous community theatre production...”
“ If Carol Burnett and The Three Stooges had a baby, it would be this show!”
​"
...Clever and crazy and absolutely nuts in the best way..."

PictureNorthland Pioneer College, Snowflake, AZ
Suicide Hotline
SYNOPSIS: ​Jim can’t let go of a wrong number to the Suicide Hotline. 
2 Men (any race/ethnicity)
​​REVIEWS
“ ...bold and daring and incredibly funny...”
“ ...charming and hilarious...”
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PictureIndiana 10 Minute Play Festival, IndyFringe, Indianapolis, IN
Two Yards of Satan
SYNOPSIS: ​Pam ordered two yards of satin to finish a Holy Communion dress, but a typo results in her getting a six foot tall Satan instead. 
2 Men (any race/ethnicity)/1 Woman (white)/1 (any gender/race/ethnicity)
​REVIEWS
"...a ridiculous and super-sacrilegious romp that’s jam-packed with silliness and fun..."


The Garden Path to Hell is Paved with Good Intentions 
SYNOPSIS: ​The friendly HOA president is looking forward to spring, the pandemic's end, and Game Day! But his neighbor, an unrepentant master gardener, needs just a few minutes of his time to help her with some simple tasks in the garden. In a matter of minutes, the president finds himself on the other side of the law when the yard chores turn hilariously criminal. 
1 Man/1 Woman (any race/ethnicity)
​REVIEWS
"...fun, twisted, and unsettling - in a very good way..."
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Closedbook
SYNOPSIS: A "vampire" computer virus unleashes the Dead from Facebook.
2 Men/2 Teen Girls (any race/ethnicity)
​REVIEWS
"...Such a fun and unique take on the idea of digital legacies! ..."
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